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Jalex5
[THE GREETING], I be Jalex, or Jalex5 because someone on this site stole my name and I had to add a 5. I looked on this site for "Jalex", but wadda ya know, He doesn't exist.
I like Kratos :)

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Posted by Jalex5 - January 15th, 2025


Why are my first 4 art works (in order they were made) my most viewed works? My art always sucks, but my first 4 are probably some of the worst! I was still in the white void at this point, this was before I took stock images from google for my backgrounds!iu_1337207_24791401.webp


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Posted by Jalex5 - January 15th, 2025


I'm watching chimp national geographic on Disney+ RN, in French because IDK. Nothing else to say, I just wanna keep my streak of blogging everyday, even if it's useless and worthless info like this.


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Posted by Jalex5 - January 14th, 2025


Remember that one time Osaka went through my entire online history while flaunting the happy emote, some other dude did that. He saw that Russian Cursive post, got mad, and proceeded to steal my crops, poison my water supply, and bring plagues to my small village. Also, first mad face, yay!!!🎉iu_1336542_24791401.webpiu_1336541_24791401.png


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Posted by Jalex5 - January 14th, 2025


The peak of masculinity, running to the internet to cry and bitch while saying masculinity is under attack because a gay person popped up on screen and wasn't treated like an abomination.

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I hate Youtube. I keep finding videos like this. This isn't the only one, more grown ass men cry about this.


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Posted by Jalex5 - January 13th, 2025


No, no, this is not made up, there is a legit Austroasiatic language spoken on in an island in-between India and Myanmar. At School, I was scrolling on Omniglot, checking out obscure languages, when out the corner of my eye, I see "car". To make sure I ain't tripping, I go back, and it's there. A real language with real speakers on a real island who call their language Car. Well, "Car" is how you say it in English, in Car, it's the lame ass "Pū". proof https://www.omniglot.com/writing/car.htm and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_language . there was also a language called "Santa", but I prefer Car. I wanna learn it so bad, imagine being able to flex to people that you speak goddamn Car.


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Posted by Jalex5 - January 12th, 2025


I killed Newgrounds, and I'm all that is left.iu_1335082_24791401.png


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Posted by Jalex5 - January 11th, 2025


I kid you not, @Osaka just combed through my entire history on this sight to put that smile emote on every one of my reviews, posts, and so on, all in under an hour. He really is an omniscient being.iu_1334585_24791401.webp


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Posted by Jalex5 - January 10th, 2025


iu_1333967_24791401.webp These are words in Russian. Как вы вообще это читаете?


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Posted by Jalex5 - January 10th, 2025


Nothing is better than God of War video game wise, no other game. Undertale and other games with that fanbase are cringe, Nintendo is the beginners manual to video games, Sonic is for deviant art, and Xbox is for dead people who like ass games. Kratos Pherapsis Mother Fucker.iu_1333828_24791401.webp


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Posted by Jalex5 - January 10th, 2025


iu_1333787_24791401.webpthere will be no civil wars.


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