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Jalex5
Здравствуйте, I am Jalex, or Jalex5 because god forbid someone confuse me with a man named Jalex. Full name is Jalexander, I draw and crap. uh.... what else? oh yeah... nope, just lost it again :(

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Posted by Jalex5 - 28 minutes ago


Find me a better film, I'll be here for all time waiting.iu_1332855_24791401.webp


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Posted by Jalex5 - 3 hours ago


Saw an Moistcr1tikal watching an AI video of some boy singing on America's Got Talent, and the lore for this fake 5 year old is well researched, he lived in Senegal where they speak perfect American English and 0 French what so ever. He fled to America on foot because of the War with Ukraine and since Senegal clearly shares boarders with Ukraine, it would make since why he'd have to run by foot to Freedom Nation. But sadly, his Senegalese parents died in that Ukraine war, so now he has to sing, but before that, evokes and name drops God, and he has built in Auto-Tune. Wow, so hard to tell it's AI, very realistic.


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Posted by Jalex5 - 4 hours ago


So, I was watching a video on rare things in video games, and a Minecraft killer bunny was mentioned, and I encountered it first time ever playing Minecraft. When I was around 7, I had gotten the game on the Xbox360, and I remember being excited since this was the hot new thing people talked about and youtubers played the game and it looked fun. I boot up the game and pick survival mode. I remember spawning in a field or forest, one of those two, I know it had trees, and after wandering, I see a bunny. Little me thought it was cute and wanted to pet it. I didn't know you couldn't pet things, and so I hit it, and I activating the one in like a trillion chance of that bunny seeking retribution. It got red eyes, and killed me, and I was so scared to play the game again, thinking that is just what happens after hitting anything, and I didn't play Minecraft again until I was 12. I still have that disc, only ever played it once. Can't believe it was that rare though. If anything, it saved me from being a cringe Minecraft kid. I still watched videos though.


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Posted by Jalex5 - 6 hours ago


It's the seventh day of being online, and I have 20 art pieces. I'm burned the fuck out, so probably not gonna draw for a while. Got nothing else to say really, I'll still post blogs and stuff, it's a lot easier to type than draw with a buggy app while having memory that's so bad that you forget what you were planning to draw right before you start. Maybe I will continue to draw, but not now, any more and my finger will break.


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Posted by Jalex5 - 22 hours ago


I went to the mall, and it had those little machines that you pop two quarters in and you get something, and most of the time I just use it to get free Mike and Ikes, but I was feeling nostalgic for when I was a little boy in 2013, which was 12 years ago BTW, and back then, I would always get those rubber balls that I could use to throw at people. and I saw they had those little balls there for two quarters. I pop them in, I get a green plastic whistle that doesn't even work. The fuck do I do with it, I had to power wash my mouth after trying it, that thing was in a dirty ass vending machine and then fell on the floor, this is why kids die to a bunch of diseases. at least with a ball, you use your hands, you got to put your mouth on this Chinese child sweat shop made plastic piece of useless shit. doesn't even work, lamest shit ever, I want my money back.


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Posted by Jalex5 - 1 day ago


The whole Beta, Alpha, Sigma male shit is just astronomy for men, based on a study of wolfs that's been debunked by basically everyone with a brain. and the sigma shit didn't even come from that study, someone just picked a Greek letter and ran with it. Plus, in one video, someone made up something called a "Zelta Male". Zelta isn't a letter, bro didn't even know it's Zeta. But he put PS1 tigers and wolfs in his intro, so it's clear his mind never progressed past fetushood. Can't wait until they drop the Theta Male, been waiting for that one, and if it never comes, I am the first. Fuck you, I'm better than all of you.


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Posted by Jalex5 - 1 day ago


I have to buy something. Either a pen to improve my art, or the blades of chaos from God of War that look absolutely badass. Should I draw, or kill gods, I real moral issue.


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Posted by Jalex5 - 1 day ago


iu_1332226_24791401.webp I'm not joking, he treats this show like it's problematic because panini is obsessed with Chowder, and compares it to BLACK FACE!


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Posted by Jalex5 - 1 day ago


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Posted by Jalex5 - 1 day ago


this better make my art better, because if not, then I really am shit at drawing, and can't blame it on the fact I use my finger to draw.iu_1332096_24791401.webp


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