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[THE GREETING], I be Jalex, or Jalex5 because someone on this site stole my name and I had to add a 5. I looked on this site for "Jalex", but wadda ya know, He doesn't exist.
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Joined on 1/2/25
Posted by Jalex5 - 9 days ago
I was running, and then my top jaw decided to absolutely beat the shit out of my lower jaw, and the contact proceeded to turn the top of one of my front teeth into dust. Eating is probably gonna hurt, and now I gotta go to the dentist tomorrow to get this shit filled out, on top of the minor surgery I was also getting tomorrow. I have chewed on my own tooth, damn.
Posted by Jalex5 - March 12th, 2025
God fucking damn it, I am not longer with the big boys. Makes sense, my art looks like something Chris Chan would make, but still, less than a day.
Pretty sure like 40% of the reason why my art sucks is because I use MSPaint. what do y'all use so I can butcher that app.
Posted by Jalex5 - March 11th, 2025
I have no idea what this means, all I know is that I somehow am put with the big boys on this site. this person, this @Lillyvert136 did this, send him thanks and stuff, he draws women. I feel like exploding right now.
Posted by Jalex5 - March 1st, 2025
It's been 9 days, holy shit. And I'm realizing I have to post something or else it looks like I'm dead. uhh... I know a little bit of French and I got a record player... that's cool I guess. I have nothing to talk about, and this post is just filler because my life is boring as fuck. Je suis désolé de vous avoir tous déçu.
Posted by Jalex5 - February 19th, 2025
So, along with the entire north east being frozen over, there has been tons of wind storms. and I kid you not, one of them was strong enough to lift a table in my backyard, and smash it against the grill, shattering the glass everywhere. It sounded like a car crash, I thought there WAS a car crash. How the fuck do Deer survive this shit?