One American resident tried cutting his own bangs. This is what the end result looked like. If you ever feel like cutting your hair, please call someone. Are you sure you wanna end up like this? Yeah bitch, you don't!
[THE GREETING], I be Jalex, or Jalex5 because someone on this site stole my name and I had to add a 5. I looked on this site for "Jalex", but wadda ya know, He doesn't exist.
I like Kratos :)
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Posted by Jalex5 - February 16th, 2025
I bet you thought this might be another post in which the author just says "hi". A post in which nothing of substance is stated, usually said by small accounts who crave attention, for they have nothing to say, nothing to give, not even a note on what's happening in their life or what has happened, not a reaction to something they have seen, just an empty and soulless "hi", or "yo". The amount of times I have gone into the "users" section in Featured Content just to see some user by the name "GiggidyGooGaaButtersWorth" make a post called "hi" and say nothing but "hi" is astounding, a plague on this site, like bots on Youtube. And for a second, you believed I was one of them.
Anyway, here's a map of Mongolia
Posted by Jalex5 - February 14th, 2025
Merry Valentine's day. In all my years of life, no man has looked at me and went "damn, he fine as hell", probably because I'm 16. One day some dude will come, bur for now, Valentine's day is just lamer Halloween. I'm a minor, I still get candy on holidays, unlike you plebians with jobs and goals and... pff, families to care for. And if you're also a minor, IDK, steal your parent's car and go on a joy ride or something, I don't really care.
Posted by Jalex5 - February 11th, 2025
I'm finally beginning to care now. Look, I added shadows to my profile pic, yay! Hopefully my art might begin to look less god awful. Also, last night I was awake the whole night studying for a math test, and it wasn't even due that day, but the next. I pulled an all-nighter for nothing.
Posted by Jalex5 - February 4th, 2025
Some random ass account (@roseilustrator) made the second to last day of January randomly followed me either yesterday or two days ago, messaged me how I was doing, didn't respond back to me, sent a friend request, and has done nothing else. They're only following 4 people (including me), 1 of them I think is either an alt account or their friend joining Newgrounds, and the other 2 are semi-big accounts, and then there is me, right in the middle. Like, who is this, is this a bot? are there bots on Newgrounds? Same with some other account called @Jessica-art , but this is the one I'm mainly confused about.
Posted by Jalex5 - February 2nd, 2025
I've drawn 48 things, made 58 (now 59) news posts, favorited 207 other things, reviewed 32 things, and got 8 followers. Despite all this, my art is still noticeably lacking compared to all other artists on this site. I can see some change in how I draw from then to now, but not a lot. uhh.... no more to say, 1 month isn't a lot of time. I do like this site, I just hope I get higher in quality in at least a year.
Posted by Jalex5 - January 31st, 2025
This is gonna be the first M rated thing I do on this site. I was on the news users thing, and I saw this post titled "Okay, I'm sorry, world!", and after reading what this guy said, I am honestly worried for him. he is @Diamondmanpixel76 , and if I can ask y'all 1 thing, please support him. He's been talking about ending his life, and I know personally how horrible it is to feel that way, so if I could get at least one other person to give him some support, that would be amazing. Not much else to say, and Newgrounds flagged the comment I made on his post for some reason, so if the Newgrounds team is reading this, I'm trying to help him!