No, no, this is not made up, there is a legit Austroasiatic language spoken on in an island in-between India and Myanmar. At School, I was scrolling on Omniglot, checking out obscure languages, when out the corner of my eye, I see "car". To make sure I ain't tripping, I go back, and it's there. A real language with real speakers on a real island who call their language Car. Well, "Car" is how you say it in English, in Car, it's the lame ass "Pū". proof https://www.omniglot.com/writing/car.htm and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_language . there was also a language called "Santa", but I prefer Car. I wanna learn it so bad, imagine being able to flex to people that you speak goddamn Car.