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[Elon Musk fetus in a taxi]

Everyone is talking about this being M rated, but the real question is why the Fetus of Musky is in the blank subspace void with nothing to bring him comfort and solace with the exception of a tiny ass taxi.

Diamondmanpixel76 responds:

finally, someone who gets it :D

[Sweet Defeat]

Red Mist Ensues

[Tyhond's Isometric // Ice & Fire]

Literally the start of Norse Mythology

Tyhond responds:

Thank youuu! ^_^

[Farrah wearing flare pants]

Yo, why she packing though...

Diamondmanpixel76 responds:

it's the flare pants

[Boop Asha!]

The shadows make this art look more "3D" than your other work, if that makes sense. Really like this one.

Diamondmanpixel76 responds:

thanks! i plan to put shadows on my art more often

[The Forgotten]

considering Bonnie is around 6 feet tall in Fnaf one, if we de-decompose that child, the child realistically should be at smallest, 4'5", though personally I'd say 5'7". The height of an average 10 year old is 5'4", which, could be accurate, but that's at a minimum, plus 10 year old's know by that age not to trust strangers, even if dressed like a character they like. and considering the voices of the children in game happen to sound very young for some reason, it's more accurate to believe that the children were at oldest around 7. The body shown here also has the proportions of at least a late teen, and by that point, he'd need to be forcefully abducted into that suit rather than lured. and, if there was a fight, there is no way he'd do this to Bonnie. Bonnie is made of hard steel, neither the child nor the man dawned in purple could do something like this to bonnie without the help of external devices. This kid would have to be giant for his age and powerful as fuck in order to do this to Bonnie. He'd also have to be gutted in order to fit close in with the suit, as animatronics aren't built to hold rotting bodies of any size. All of this to say, this kid is giant and powerful as fuck, this dude at like 10 years old manhandled an animatronic, even if it was close to his size. But this also implies that the man dawned in purple is even stronger, able to deal with a child that strong.

Why did I write all this?

skoomala responds:

i dont know, but i enjoyed reading lol. on that note, i didnt know the suits were made of straight steel, always thought that the outer pieces were this plasticky material and the actual exo-skeleton was metal/steel so someone could (possibly) be able to wreck the shit out of the outside of the suit without doing much damage to the exoskeleton. also with the the kid having to be gutted by the suit to even be able to fit was kinda the idea, i wanted this to sort of look like the kid had been seriously forced into the suit to a point of deformity. i guess this is a AU fan-oc so in theory this universe could have animatronics built with extra strong exoskeletons with weak outerplating. anyways, yap sesh over thx for comment!

[Aliyanah and Farrah: 29 & 30]

Farrah just did the Luigi thing from Smash Brawl, holy shit
أنا آكل الحشرات.

Diamondmanpixel76 responds:

i didn't even know about that XD

[Finasty is cake]

The fact that the cut isn't perfectly centered is making my mouth foam in rage and despair.

Diamondmanpixel76 responds:

my bad

[Lighting Rod]

"Lighting Rod! Your son has returned. I bring forth the destruction of the Skylands! You WILL NOT Deny me my vengeance!"

PsychicWerewolf responds:

Lightning Rod is Kratos' dad? ... eh, I've seen weirder.

[Aliyanah and Farrah: 27 & 28]

Oh my goodness, you wrote in Arabic! I don't speak it, but as a language nerd, seeing this will forever please me. شكرا لك. الآن لدي سبب للاستثمار في امتيازك.

Diamondmanpixel76 responds:

glad to hear. i wrote in Arabic because it's the primary language of the characters here, and the comic takes place in Egypt