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Jalex5
[THE GREETING], I be Jalex, or Jalex5 because someone on this site stole my name and I had to add a 5. I looked on this site for "Jalex", but wadda ya know, He doesn't exist.
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THE AIR KILLED MY TABLE!

Posted by Jalex5 - February 19th, 2025


So, along with the entire north east being frozen over, there has been tons of wind storms. and I kid you not, one of them was strong enough to lift a table in my backyard, and smash it against the grill, shattering the glass everywhere. It sounded like a car crash, I thought there WAS a car crash. How the fuck do Deer survive this shit?


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Who keeps a glass table outside? That's just asking to get smashed.