Merry Valentine's day. In all my years of life, no man has looked at me and went "damn, he fine as hell", probably because I'm 16. One day some dude will come, bur for now, Valentine's day is just lamer Halloween. I'm a minor, I still get candy on holidays, unlike you plebians with jobs and goals and... pff, families to care for. And if you're also a minor, IDK, steal your parent's car and go on a joy ride or something, I don't really care.