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    [THE GREETING], I be Jalex, or Jalex5 because someone on this site stole my name and I had to add a 5. I looked on this site for "Jalex", but wadda ya know, He doesn't exist.
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    I was scammed at the mall.

    Posted by Jalex5 - January 7th, 2025


    I went to the mall, and it had those little machines that you pop two quarters in and you get something, and most of the time I just use it to get free Mike and Ikes, but I was feeling nostalgic for when I was a little boy in 2013, which was 12 years ago BTW, and back then, I would always get those rubber balls that I could use to throw at people. and I saw they had those little balls there for two quarters. I pop them in, I get a green plastic whistle that doesn't even work. The fuck do I do with it, I had to power wash my mouth after trying it, that thing was in a dirty ass vending machine and then fell on the floor, this is why kids die to a bunch of diseases. at least with a ball, you use your hands, you got to put your mouth on this Chinese child sweat shop made plastic piece of useless shit. doesn't even work, lamest shit ever, I want my money back.


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    You smile at my suffering. What type of god are you?

    @Jalex5 holy shit dude... that's deep asf :pensive:

    @Jalex5
    That vending machine really pwn'd you bro XD